Janie Parrish

For the past couple of months I have noticed that several of my credit cards have suddenly changed their terms on me. One has taken away the 5 day grace period that gave me a few extra days to get the money to them and several of them have raised the interest fee up to 21%! This is absurd and I’m very upset with them all for doing this to me during these economic stressful times that it making life so difficult for the majority of us that need and depend on our credit cards to get by on. So I decided to take a look around on the Internet and see if I could find a useful site that would assist me with the task of finding a low interest credit card to replace the main one (credit card) that I have been relying on for years.

One site that I found very useful is at comparecards.com, they offer useful tips and information concerned credit cards and give you an opportunity to compare credit cards. I took the time to look around and found a much better deal that I’m happy with and encourage anyone in the same boat to do the same, it’s worth it.

You’re going to love these. Children writing about the ocean –Some of these are too much!!
1) – This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6)

2) – Oysters ‘ balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)

3) – If you are surrounded by ocean you are an Island . If you don’t have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne , age 7)

4) – Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She’s not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6)

5) – A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy, age

6) – My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman and pots and comes back with crabs. (Millie, age 6)

7) – When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn’t blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans. (William, age 7)

– Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen, age 6)

9) – I ‘ m not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can ‘ t think what to write. (Amy, age 6)

10) – Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher, age 7

11) – When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin, age 6)

12) – Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Divers can’t go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky, age

13) – On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won’t do it again because water fired right up her big fat ass. (Julie, age 7)

14)-The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don’t drown I don’t know. (Bobby, age 6)

15)-My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean. What he doesn’t know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom. (James, age 7)